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A Little Levity for Thinking Outside the Box
With grateful acknowledgement to our small animal friends a Bloomingdale Animal Hospital.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.

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Why was the strawberry crying?

Because he was in a jam.  

What did one nut say to the other?

I'm a chashew

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Can dogs work an MRI machine?

No.  But Cat Scan.  

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